I met a girl at a nightclub/It was pretty dark/Thought I'd take her home just for a lark/But when I saw her in the light I ran a mile/Cause she looked just like Ryan Stiles. Let me tell you something that happened just the other day/My date was so ugly I almost ran away/She was just horrific, where can I begin?/When that heffer was born her mama should have pushed her back in. Take it away, Laura, whenever you're ready. Well, here he says that he's excited by UGLINESS! He's a man who's attracted to everyone he meets? No? He's a man who's attracted to everyone he meets? He's a guy who's imagined that. He sits behind a desk and makes a lot more than us! I believe I haven't met your other friend. can I get you something? A glass of water or punch or something? Would you like a glass of punch or something? A music chicken? He's a funky chicken? He's a chicken who thinks he's a rooster? You have GOT to stop taking sudifed! Oh, hi Ryan! How are you? Y-you want some corn or chips or something? waiting for you to come over.Ĭome on in, Wayne! How's it going, man? W-welcome to the party. So 1000 points to everybody *but* Colin, because I was sitting the entire time. Mommy, will you show me tapes of when you used to do Whose Line? Hey! Don't go away! There'll be lots of more Whose Line right after this! "Things you wished you hadn't said to the president." "Little known facts about our host, Drew Carey." "Baby names that will someday get your child's ass kicked." Uh, "dangerous things to do while you are naked."
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